A fork of Rural Dictionary
Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.
I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.
To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.
-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief. -Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!
The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.
John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.
A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.
Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.
A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight. B: Pffft. Dick off love.