A fork of Rural Dictionary
A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.
For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....
"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
Getting the holes back to front
Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"
When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it
“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”