Country Dictionary

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Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house." "You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta August 10, 2013

Ding Dong Bong

Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.

Nigga Jep ding dong bonged so many bitches last night

by Dirty Eddd May 13, 2009

Ding Bong

n: A butt.

My ding bong is itchy.

by Spengler August 28, 2012