A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of bedazzling the male genital region with crystals and bling.
Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling? It's sooo cute! Just trying to make it prettier for you!
To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling. Jeremy: How did she like that? Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.