A fork of Rural Dictionary
jizz crusted clumps stuck in ass hair from anal sex
"These dingle nuts in my ass hair are killin' me! Seacrest out!" -Ryan Seacrest
Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs. Pretty nasty, eh?
Hey! Watch what you're doin'! <under breath> Dingle nuts...
Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center