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dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows. ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 10, 2004

Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

Dirty Ernies

porn theater

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

Dirty Burt & Ernie

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 12, 2007

Dirty Erny

When a fierce and powerful woman delivers a brutality of skillful blows to your shaft and combos you into climax

"you alright mate, you're walking funny" "Aye, me member is black and blue from that dirty erny I got last night"

by TheRealDrDick August 22, 2019