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dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 30, 2004

dirty dick sucker

one who enjoys greatly putting dicks that of the unclean nature in the mouth

Elise sucked dirty dennis's dick last night so she definitely a dirty dick sucker

by holy shit who am i December 14, 2009

Dirty Cock Sucker

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.

This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.

by Good Orderly Direction April 07, 2008

dirty rotten cock sucker

A dirty skanky trailer trash ho, who sucks a cock that has genital warts with pus excreting from the dick hole.

jessica likes to be a dirty rotten cock sucker and make 25 cents every time she gives head

by rjrumples February 03, 2008