A fork of Rural Dictionary
the average discord mod feeds off of grooming young people, and has become quite full and fat with the amount of victims he draws in and consumes each and every week. our discord mod quite literally is the very epitome of a virgin, the inspiration for the universe's first ever seen virgin if you will. the classic discord mod smells like unwashed ass, has grimy fingernails and is unnecessarily serious. the stereotypical discord mod does not allow memes, laughter, or fun in #general and his hand is a professional cockwarmer, only to his own! as he is a virgin loser, let us not forget. if you tell someone that you are interested in becoming a discord mod, the person who you are speaking to will run away before you even get out the second syllable.
yo, the discord mod is a total creep, he called my 14 yo sister a babe imagine being a fucking discord mod. a discord mod gets 0 bitches sitting in they momma's crib rereading the content of the Discord Moderator Academy.
a fat man in a tiny fedora who role plays on discord and usually lives in their mothers basement
“hey dude stop being such a discord mod”
chloes boyfriend
chloes boyfriend is a fucking discord mod
be careful around discord mods, they may try to groom you
a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers
Day in the life of a discord mod 5am: get dressed 6am: open discord 10am: go outside 10:01am: review suggestions 3pm: breakfast 5pm: exercise 5:01pm: check on the server 4:55am: bed meanwhile: boy and e-girl: *joins* mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds* mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role* mod: be gf or ban gf: ok mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old? person: *posts memes in general* mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo) 22 years later Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069) Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420 How to get into a Discord Mod's Account You can't.
usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke? discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general beluga: *tells the joke anyways* *beluga was banned*
Person whos never touched grass before in their lifetime, commonly saying "no memes in #general" i don't know what else to put so that's it
"quick, discord mod asleep, lets post memes in #general"