A fork of Rural Dictionary
A polite way of saying "fuck off." Often said in a rude, angsty, aggresive, or sassy manner.
Me: *Walks in on roommates having sex* Them: "DO YOU MIND?!"
The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response. The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no. This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above. All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife? Man2: No!!! Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't want me to fuck your wife? Man2: (scratches his head confused) Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant. Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife with your dick.
an expression used by geeks and nerds when inquiring on each others telepathetic powers.
Micah : do you mind? Prox : yes, i have the most amazing telepathetic powers evar!
Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.
Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is? Girl: Its when its all gone Guy: And thats what you are? Girl: No, I'm bikini Guy: And whats that? Girl: A triangle Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me... Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back) Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?