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dog balls

An Eight on any single hole in golf.

Damn, I missed my putt. That makes it a Dog Balls

by Adam Ray October 25, 2006

dog balls

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).

I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.

by Robby Cross March 03, 2008

dog balls

When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold

Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”

by PLPLPLPLP December 22, 2021

dog balls

Eight marks in a game of American Darts (baseball).

Woodcock splashed 2 trips and buried a double for dog balls.

by GrimCT January 31, 2008

dog balls

foolish insolent talk; see wordBULLSHIT

shut the fuck up, that is pure dogballs!

by pedestrian April 18, 2003

Dog Balls

To get the short end of the stick; Short Changed

ALTERNATE

A greeting or term of enderment "Whats up Dogballs"

ALTERNATE

To phyiscally have canine testicals dragged across your face.

"Whats up Dog Balls"

ALTERNATE

"I was sposed to meet this honey at the bar and totally got dog balled"

by Christian Winkle March 09, 2008

dogs balls

Something that is very, very cool.

Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006