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dog in a bathtub

The sexual act of placing both penis and full scrotum inside the anus of your partner. Said act is aptly titled as pertaining to the complication factor of performing the act of keeping a Dog in a bathtub.

Dude, that girl is ill. She let me give her a dog in a bathtub!

by The Broiler January 27, 2006

dog in a bathtub

when you lube up someone's anus and squeeze your balls inside. then try to keep them from jumping out, like a dog in a bathtub.

Dude!Sandy was walking real funny this morning, what'd you do to her bro?!?!?!? well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!

by fuzzyknubbles July 27, 2008

dog in a bathtub

inserting testicles into a partners anus. Why? becuase it's just as hard to get a dog in a bathtub.

I gave her a dog in a bathtub and then made her lick my shitty balls.

by MELVIN April 03, 2005

dog in a bathtub

While receiving a blow job from your female friend, you proceed to showhorn BOTH testicles, as well as your shaft, completly into her mouth!

"I was so hard that when I put the dog in a bathtub she puked on my wang"

by Brad Comer January 11, 2008

Dog In A Bathtub

Not anything sexual... just a dog in a bath tub

"yesterday was Christmas, and I woke up to a fucking dog in a bathtub! Thanks mom!"

by Autumns Definitions November 20, 2016

Dogs In A Bathtub

From the Greek Term: Dogamus Bathamus When a guy sticks his balls in a girls ass.

They are as hard to keep in there as dogs in a bathtub

by Lisa K April 16, 2004

Dog In The Bathtub

While thrusting your girl from behinds, you have to put your junk in her keister. A difficult task, much like putting a dog in the bathtub.

Julio: Yo ese, me and Maria where playing the no pants dance yesterday and I tried putting my Dog In The Bathtub. I think I'm love yo. Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,

by Joseandmariaforeveryo December 25, 2022