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dog in the bathtub

While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.

Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

by Scud August 20, 2004

dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

They just don't want to stay in there! Like a dog in the bathtub.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

dog in the bathtub

Insert ones balls in a girls ass.

After anal sex there was room for dogs in the bathtub.

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

dog in the bathtub

While doing a girl in the butt and managing to get your balls in too.

It is called this because it is as hard as getting a dog in a bathtub.

by pooteck May 23, 2003

dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

Huff stuffed his dogs in choads bathtub

by maD iLL soN May 21, 2003

dog in the bathtub

Trying to put your penis and balls into a woman's vagina. Trying to keep them in is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

That bitch was so loose, I had to put the dog in the bathtub.

by Ryan the Man May 13, 2006

dog in the bathtub

It is what happens when Number Two (or five these days) inserts his enormous steel plated testicles inside an unsuspecting minx's beeeeeeehind and shakes them vigorously. His balls give off such friction that authorities have often feared another Chernobyl type incident.

After waving to the crowd, Number two reveals his massive testicles and pops them fair into the arse of Mimi McPherson. While she smokes crack. And her crack smokes as well.

by Mongobucket May 03, 2005