Country Dictionary

a women that takes it up the arse

Betty bent over the chair and took it dogshot Billie lent over the counter and a bloke took her dog shot

A shot to hit someones dick

HE JUST DOG SHOTED ME

an ugly ugly ugly woman.

that chick is dog shot

Hit from the back of the head

Some motherf***er dog shot me in a fight

When the ATF comes to your house because you bought "fuel filters" from China and they shoot your dog by "mistake"...

ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China. You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck. ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list. You: Am I being Detained? ATF: ..... You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer. ATF: ....... (You Dog walks out of the kitchen) ATF: He's got a gun! (Pew Pew Pew) You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS... ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.

To be hit real hard in the back of the head.... Ouch!!

Person 1: *hits person 2 in back of head, Dog shot* I like ya cut g Person 2: This is why you don’t have any friends

When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up

"watch out dude, there's some dog shot there!"