Country Dictionary

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Dog treats

A thing made out of random ingredients your dog loves more than you

Doggo no give dog treats to hooman

by Onewiththepotato July 03, 2022

Dog Treats

The Thing only Dogs Should eat, but Children Get to them and think they are Scooby Snacks.

Ima get the Dog Treats and Tease the Doggos Because I can.

by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 18, 2018

Reeses Dog Treat

When a female places a strategicly planned amount of peanut butter inside her vaginal hole and allows the family dog to remove it via licking it out.

Mom: -knocks on door- What's all that screaming I hear? Julie: Shut up mom! I'm giving the dog a reeses dog treat... Oh god, its tongue is rather sandpapery tonight..

by jericho970 February 19, 2009

Dog Treat

"Someone whos inept carrying out a task"

Rob: Right Meaker your up against Steve on Mk Meaker: Have a laugh Steves a dog treat Rosie *faint sound from the back ground*...ponies "Dont eat a chocolate log, treat yourself to a meat dog ju fack"

by Mandrake1 February 19, 2008

yeet yeet dog treat

This is a catchy catch phrase where your friends will use when they get something they want or use it when they are happy. It can also be a very annoying phrase at some points. It can be used to answer questions (it means I am excited to go or yes)

Do you want to go climbing today? A. yeet yeet dog treat!!

by Shack Stejay June 10, 2017

Reeses Dog Treat

When a girl shits herself then a guy with peanut butter on his dick fucks her in her ass and he nuts and lets the dog eat the stuffings

Guy 1: Yea she let me do the reeses dog treat on her last night it was awesome Guy 2: ur weird

by BigAnalLicker June 03, 2020