A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cover up for having sex
Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"
a term for having sex; can involve whip cream
Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."
Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.
"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?" "Oh, I was just doing my taxes."
A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.
"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"
the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the "Chappelle Show" during the "Making The Band" skit where Ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to Diddy.
Guy 1: *opens roomates fridge* "last slice, he wont miss it" Guy 2: *walks into kitchen* "so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?"