A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.
stupid n00b: don't tase me bro! (taze) stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!
The hip thing to say after resisting arrest
Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!
Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either: a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry b. Engineering a scene for publicity Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident
1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry. 2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.
"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression." "Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"
Expression used as a request not to be tasered. Usually followed by immediate tasering. First known use by Andrew Meyer at the University of Florida Sept. 17, 2007. He subsequently became the subject of much ridicule.
Get off me! I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me! BZZZZZZZZ Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.
Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead. Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.
A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.
Police: Tase him Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro! (taser clicks) Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!