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doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

by miguel cannuli August 24, 2005

Doorknob dick

When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.

Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick

by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019

Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key. then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

by lolz126 September 01, 2009