A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of whilst shitting, jacking off your turd sending it in and out, meanwhile Jacking off with the other hand, usually done in office job restrooms
Dude I got paid $75 bucks last Sunday for a double horn, overtime rules!!!!!
When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie
McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”