A fork of Rural Dictionary
|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe. closely related to;; asshole
"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."
somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.
those assholes can pound sand for all I care cheapskates
Douche Bag 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts. 3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 4. One with an intolerable personality. 5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth
Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.
the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"} 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities. US: \düsh 'bag\ International \du:ç; bæg\
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag. 2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class. 2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world. A person with no logic at all.
Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them. people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags! ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,