A fork of Rural Dictionary
something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink
Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke* Guy: dear diary... jackpot
A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.
Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts
eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk
Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down." Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."
Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.
"Dude we're almost on the second carton!" "Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"