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drunk mike

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

by hans September 21, 2004

Drunk Mike

one who pwns one who drinks a lot of beer one who pwns while drinking beer see also: smoke

Drunk Mike pwns Ian and Johan a lot when they play Halo.

by Mike Bowden March 31, 2004

Drunk Mike

one who gets pwned repeatedly up the butt one who gets latched 80 times in a match by groober and whines about it

man, groober won? he must have been playing with a bunch of drunk mike's

by Pwn April 07, 2004