Country Dictionary

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dry biscuit

Some thing that has gone wrong or is really bad

Man 1:That fires gone out Man 2: Dry biscuit

by lysander August 17, 2005

Dry biscuit

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.

Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?" Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit." Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."

by Jbabyj December 15, 2012

dry biscuits

A phrase with no room to be interpreted sexually. Used when needed to clear the mind of any sexually disturbing or inappropriate thoughts.

andrew: dead baby sex sarah: dry biscuits

by YourUniquePseudonyHere August 30, 2008

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

Dry Biscuits

A strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016