A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you defecate so substantially that the pile of excrement you create forms an island that reaches above the surface of the water in the toilet boil.
I shat so much that I saw dry land.
The act of urinating in ones swim suit. Typically done due to drunkenness or laziness. Best done by a body of water.
Damn I gotta pee, but the bathroom is too far. I am just going to Dry Land it right here.
When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water. This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.
Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd
When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".
"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"
A Jamaican term: A ‘Dry land tourist’ is someone who has never traveled outside of their country. Though they would love to travel to other countries, ‘dry land tourists’ never wait for an opportunity to travel, they make it their duty to take any opportunity to explore the corners and crevices of their own country.
1.If you want to visit Jamaica, I’ve a friend who knows all the cool places. She is a Dry land tourist. 2. A Dry land tourist would know a lot about his/her culture and country.
A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc
This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages. No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces. They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark. No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.