A fork of Rural Dictionary
(dri-willee)v. When some asshole sticks his finger in your ear without first lubricating it.
He was hospitalized after the large man gave him a Dry Willie.
Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.
The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.
I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!