A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awesome cologne used by dudes to attract other dudes to hang out with them, thus 'dude time'. This time is an experience of dude bonding where the dudes can get closer and build life long friendships. This cologne specifically attracts dude unicorns and is most likely used by blue jays, commonly named Mordecai.
Oh no. Tell me you did NOT use DUDE TIME to attract the ladies.
A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.
Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!? Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!! Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny... Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old... Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!! Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF... Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!! Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time." B: "Shut up ni-" A: "But it's true!" C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-" A: "Do you even understand?" D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender." A: "Oh."
a spray that attracts the ladies. EPISODE: The Unicorns have got to go