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Dusty Dick

1. When a male has not had intercourse for a long period of time. This is considered to be the cause of a "dusty dick," in which the male's penis is in fact, dusty, from lack of use. 2. To go for a long period of time without intercourse, resulting in a penis covered in dust. 3. To go a long period of time without anything or anyone touching one's penis. 4. A layer of dust covers one's penis boxers. This follows a dry spell.

Maybe, but you're the one with the blue balls and a dusty dick.

by FinNdFerb November 04, 2010

Dusty dick

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge. Phil: nigga you got that old puss Tim:she’s only 76 Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

by Boys ain’t shit April 24, 2018

Dusty dick dip

When you put your cock into a car exhaust, then pull out your schlong, then a girl sucks of the dust and soot

I want Kendall Jenner to give me a dusty dick dip.

by GrandmasChesticles February 08, 2020