Country Dictionary

A circle jerk of dutch rudders

Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."

To take a shit in the bathroom/toilet in somebody else’s house, and, while the fresh turd is resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, you slam the bathroom door several times. The gusts of wind created by this motion will spread your ass gas throughout the house and allows your friends to take a good whiff of your pungent aromas. You’re welcome!

"Dude, what's that smell?"

"Steve just took a shit and dutch windmilled the house..."

n): When a man jerks off another man, using the second man's own arm instead of his own.

"It's not gay if you just use my arm to give me a Dutch Windmill."

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.

Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.

A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.

I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill

The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.

I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!

A sexual position where the female is on top and she rotates around making a windmill motion with her legs.

Your mom gave me a dutch windmill last night.