A fork of Rural Dictionary
the exact oposite of erectile disfunction. erectile retardation causes your weiner to jump around acting retarded and such when you dont want it to.
i was walking down the hall and my E.R started to act up.
Bob was talking and his E.R was clearly showing through his pants.
Eye Raped. When someone stares at you and gives you a look without saying anything. Teachers do it all the time when they tell you to be quite but it never works so they give you a dirt look and stare at you to get you quite. Everyone in the class would go E.R'ed
Teacher: "Jordan be quite!"
Jordan: "Ok."
5 minutes later jordan isn't quite and is still talking while the teacher is. Teacher stares at Jordan and he shuts up. The entire class says E.R'ed!!!
"have you seen e.r fightmaster in the hot show grey's anatomy?" -person a
"E.r fightmaster?" -stupid person b
"The sexiest mf in the fucking world mate" -person b
The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.
A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.
"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."