A fork of Rural Dictionary
Perching upon another humans shoulders and shoving their head into your rectum. They must now try to walk while you flail your arms around and screech like a bird.
Kyle: Word around the office, Nick got dared into an eagle man. Tim: Yep, here he comes now.. Nick: KAW, KAW, KAW Tim: Poor Miles.. he has to take his shit, literally.
What your "friend" says when he is just blazed
*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}