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East Bumfuck

My daughter lives in East Bumfuck , NY. Population, 27. Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

Does anyone know the area code of East Bumfuck? Do they have phones, power, cable...?

by DiDee July 25, 2004

East Bumfuck

East Bumfuck. A small hole in the wall town, that no one knows how to get to. Amazon won't even deliver there. IE: Hull Massachusetts, a small town on the east coast, an hour south of Boston. Ever been? ... Exactly.

Dave: Where are we? Casey: East Bumfuck that's where. Dave: Oh yeah, that makes sense.

by bostoncasey December 19, 2018

East Bumfuck

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen. 2) The worst place in the history of ever.

Some fagstack stole my car! By now it's in East Bumfuck!

by Vinic April 01, 2003

East Bumfuck

parking too damn far away from where you need to be

by Anonymous July 02, 2003

east bumfuck

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

east bumfuck Is no were

by Game mode 0 July 24, 2018

East Bumfuck

A place you didn't intentionally wind up at, much to your, or other people's dismay.

OH SHIT, MAN...... You got us friggin' lost way out here in East Bumfuck!!! I don't even have a clue what planet we're on here!!!

by Carlbigman February 25, 2008

east bumfuck

the WORST place on earth, where they eat pickled pig feet, and burn sofas.

Dude, where the fuck do you live? East Bumfuck?

by John Ostroverski December 06, 2006