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easy bake oven

A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven" They usually have no standards.

That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest. The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.

by Lexi and Nicki July 03, 2006

easy bake oven

1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats. 2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus. 3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts. 3. ASS!!!

1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days! -Lay off the laxatives, man. 2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven. 3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed! -Maybe you should lay off the cheese.

by Kieffer Prestwich December 19, 2008

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010

easy bake oven

A person who rarely smokes that when they smoke, they will be super baked and not speak to you till next time you pick up, the noun "easy" is derived around the fact that they bake easily.

"Johns coming out again" "Yeah he's such an easy bake oven" "To right dude"

by captainawesomeicorn November 15, 2012

easy bake oven

Easy Bake oven is great! It's a toy, mainly for girls where you can cook your own foods that come in these little packages like brownies,macaroni and cheese,etc.

I still use easy bake oven beause my parents never taught me how to cook!

by DizzyLizzy May 29, 2006

easy bake oven

a person who gets baked off of weed very fast and easy

Sarah is such an easy bake oven, she only had 2 tokes and shes already tripping out!

by IDigIt April 21, 2007

easy bake oven

when you fart in a pillow case, and you put it over your friends (or partners) head.

Yo man when craig was sleeping, we gave him the easy bake oven

by Matt Wig July 30, 2006