A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe. ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe. Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is. ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up. ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.
Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’ Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’ Or Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’ Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe
an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.
bob-hey i fucked your wife jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes! joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means! His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game. Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
When a man eats out a fat pussy that is the same size and smell of a shoe.
1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe. 2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.