A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is typically used when someone crashes hard, specifically, on their face.
Did you see James crash on his dirt bike? Yea, I saw him eat cheese over the handle bars!
To snitch on
"You better watch Sally, she'll take your weed and then eat cheese on you."
To turn or tell on someone for doing something wrong.
Jack was at Jill's place eating cheese. Jack's a rat.
To run to someone in authority and tell them about someone else's misbehavior. Tattling, snitching.
Uh-oh. Willie's eating cheese on Rudy again. Rudy must have gotten here five minutes late.
Orangutans who originate from the Borneo and Sumatra rainforest, tend to have a sweat build up under their arm pits. This sweat build up forms a yellowish color and resembles the consistency of cheese. When telling someone to “eat cheese”, one can only infer that it is an insult of the greatest degree!
Tim: Yo man my fantasy football team rocks dude. Me: Eat cheese, your team is trash!