A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention. E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy
Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus
The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner.
WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump that table?
The phrase used when teeing off during frisbee golf. The Eat is stressed and the Dick is screamed in a high pitch voice.
Josh: Drewski dude tee off Drew: Aight...Eat Dick!
Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.
Ex.1) Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt. Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick. Ex.2) Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't! Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack
John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup Melissa: Eat a dick