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Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport. The candied babies are the greatest.

I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.

something done when one is bored and doesn't really feel like cooking or any of that shit.

man, got so fried i ate babies.

To swallow when going down on a guy

Barbra said she's never gonna eat babies again after I called her a cannibal last time.

or to eat one's babies, vb. To do well, to triumph over someone to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go? Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler

Eat babies, burn babbies.

Smoking marijuana. Used to make parents and teachers think youre a cannibal rather than a stoner.

hey my parents are out of town wanna eat babies at my house?

A multipurpose retort meaning "shut the hell up" or "suck on that". Made more effective by adding "Bitch".

"Haha your face is too big for your head." "Eat babies bitch!"