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smoking marijuana, weed, ganja.

boyfriend: heyy what are you doing? girlfriend: eating candy.

when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom

sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom sam: same i’m literally in love with him

Something that you can say when someone under 13 years old, or someone who acts like a little kid says something that’s supposed to be threatening, but isn’t really that threatening

Person 1: “I’ll unfriend you” Person 2: “Eat some candy”

Office code for "Choke a bitch"

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.

Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole

Mike is in jail eating that candy corn

Eating out a girl's pussy

Man yesterday emily let me eat her Piniata's candy

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!