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egg beater

A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.

When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.

by Rick Santorum November 03, 2006

egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.

Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.

by mister creepy February 02, 2011

egg beater

When a guy cums in a girls belly button, and the pours flour in it, mixes it, then let's it dry

George really wanted to fill the void in Wendy's stomach. So he made and egg beater to fill her belly button

by riseofshipley December 13, 2016

egg beater

A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used

I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?

by Jeremy Kindler November 10, 2006

egg beater

The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.

After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.

by jizzcock May 14, 2003

egg beater

when 2 people lay down next to another person and start rolling in opposite directions, keeping the other person in between them as they "beat the egg"

do you want to be the egg to our egg beater?

by marty and ginger June 12, 2011

egg beaters

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010