A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some of the best herb you'll ever find.
Hey man, we just smoked the phattest electric lettuce.
Wrestler: Electric Lettuce Real Name: William Edward Kennedy Birthday: July 24th, 1989 Homestate: New Jersey Marital Status: Taken Height & Weight: 5'11" - 188 lbs Trained by: Jon-Bo Debut: March 2003 Previous Gimmicks: Blizzard Finishing Move: Lettuce Driver, and The Crunchy Salad Favorite Moves: Salad Shooter, Running Spear, Fist drop, anything that kills and/or dominates-maims. Notable Feuds: Nutsack Hemorrhage, and Randy Marsh Notable Alliances: Dan Hibiki, Nutsack Hemorrhage, Butt Savage, Triple H, HBK, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and Nightwolf. Titles Held: All Except Lightheavyweight, Tag Titles, Big Money, Million Dollar, and Womens. Quotes: "I like my salad how I like my concrete", and "I Own You"
The Electric Lettuce just dominated THE YETAAY!! with The Crunchy salad.