A fork of Rural Dictionary
did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro
Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.
“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch” “Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.
Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter? Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏. Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!
Elon Musk's totally real fullname
Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name? Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe
I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God They make technology high quality complex physiological Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good They taught me everything Just like a daddy should And you were beautiful and vulnerable And power and success God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers Your tunnels and your tech I studied code because I wanted To do something great like you And the real tragedy is half of it was true But we've been fucking mean We're elitist We're as flawed as any Church And this faux rad west coast dogma Has a higher fucking net worth I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you But it tastes like Thomas Malthus Your proposal is immodest and insane And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train I loved you I loved you I loved you it's true I wanted to be you And do what you do I lived here I loved here I thought it was true I feel so stupid I feel so used I feel so USED :(
Penelope Scott: Elongated Muskrat Betrayed me