A fork of Rural Dictionary
Commonly used by bored memers. Or always in every situation used by yours truly, epic_gamer_time.
bjoy72: „ay m8 wut u doin“ epicgamertime23: „nothin“ cringy chick: „oh look at me im depressed and quirky“ epicgamertime23: „end life•
Intended to be used after your friends say or do something stupid. Best{beak ever.
Christine: That is so fetch Ashley: Ewww. You did not just say fetch. End your life
The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.
Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'" Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?" Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible." Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."
When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.
Q: Did you finish his HPI? A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.
You are unhappy with your current set of circumstances. You want to escape your life and perhaps even start over.
She left me on read, end my life.
When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.
Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.