A fork of Rural Dictionary
The breast milk of an old woman.
A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad" B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?" A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"
Someone or something which evaporates almond milk - typically a wave of light or radiaton.
My 732 gallons of almond milk stored at the coordinates 31.29492, -116.45114 has been evaporated by the *almond milk evaporator* I shall now seek revenge by bombing Michigan.
After all, it’s the original evaporated milk.
PET Evaporated Milk continues to be a staple in millions of homes and is used in many different recipes, from main dishes, to soups, desserts and more.