A fork of Rural Dictionary
Expect that what is not predicted will happen.
Person 1: I did not expect you to be here person 2: expect the unexpected.
A cutesy little phrase coined to imply that you can expect to be surprised. It comes from the marketing douchebags and only the like will utter such stupid contradiction. It is one or the other people, let's get it together.
Douchebag no. 1: "Subaru, Expect the unexpected"
A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected" This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme
Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"