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face cake

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

by railgin October 01, 2012

face cake

A girl who is face pretty Or when you get cake on ur face then eat it

Oh that girl has some delicious face-cake OR The cake on my face is most tasty mmm... face cake

by Osker Segura March 17, 2007

Face cake

–noun 1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.

"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake." "Yea, too bad someone ate it."

by v.scrimer November 20, 2009

face-cake

A person wearing excessive make-up.

Mana is adorable, but he's a total face-cake.

by ChibiChrissi May 17, 2006

cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there? 2. ew shes a cakeface 3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on

cake face at maddi d

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Cake Face

A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.

"OMG. Cake Face girl showed up to school without makeup and looks like a zombie."

by AKTaylor January 28, 2015