A fork of Rural Dictionary
...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc. Ugly beyond reproach.
Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head." Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman." Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)
Sour faced. miserable old sod ( or ‘Gammon’ ) Never smiles. Resents everything and everyone . See also “Face like a slapped-Arse”
See that old biddy with a Face Like A Brexiter complaining about the Darkies coming over here while the Jamaican nurse changes her incontinence pads
face looks like a terrible hurricane/ struck by lightening or electricuted. just generally your a right ugly beast
rite darlin' uv gota face like thunda
based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench B: yeh she's well butters
Jack Dee, with your face like a grieving cod!
To denote the profound grotesque appearance of a persons face.
"Fuck Me! She has a face like a dropped pie"
Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly