A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you hit someone so hard in the face, that his eyes pop out.
holy tree cow, you face punched him, his brains are against my car
punching yourself or someone else in the face. Making it highly amusing and entertaining.
1. "cause now I see your face punch, punch" 2. "I just need someone to face punch me and I'll realize that I'm being an idiot."
The ring of punch found around a kids mouth after mass consumption of fruit punch. Though typically found in shades of red it can also be found in green, orange, purple, and blue. Punch face is usually accompanied by cookie crumbs, childhood obesity and an impoverished single mother.
Jake: " Hey bro that kids face is sunburned around his lips." Brandon: " Nah man see the cookie crumbs on his shirt? He's dealing with chronic punch face."
(Adjective) A reference to the type of face adorning someone who you want/need to punch in the face, with or without justification.
I'm so sick of my fucking boss. He has a serious punch face.
A face that immediately makes the person seem like a complete tool and makes you want to punch it.
Cathy: Fuck, I hate him Me: Yea, he really has a punch face
Basically you cover your face in chilli while punching a box of noodles.
An amazing creation by YouTube Blogger Jenna Marbles. "Things to do instead of cleaning my room: snort chocolate, chilli face noodle punch, throw up from snorting chocolate" etc.
Phrase by American YouTube personality, Jenna Marbles This is something, of many other weird things she would rather do, then clean her VERY messy bedroom. To cover her face in Chilli, and punch a box of noodles into the air! :)
"Peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face!" "Chilli face!" "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" 1st Girl: "Look at my t shirt dude!" 2nd Girl: "Awesome!" Together: "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" *fist in the air*