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A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg that guy is a failed mission.
A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE. *Defusal noise* Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
a attempt which has ended poorly a person with a high failure percentage a rejected plan of action
"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it" 1 "Did you find a dress yet? 2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!" 1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie" 2 "What a fail mission. No Chance." 1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!" 2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."