Country Dictionary

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family wreath

People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.

Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.

by vegasrew April 09, 2007

Family Wreath

Instead of a Family Tree, this term refers to a family derived from a lot of incest.

Jed: Shit, you know they all marry their cousins!?Inbred sons of bitches ain’t got a Family Tree, they got a Family Wreath!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020