A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification
These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.
when you walk face first, mouth open into someone elses ass cloud. Even though you can taste it, it's definitely not desert.
I just had a taste of John's fart cake and to be honest, it was slightly better than a payday candy bar.
Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts DOT com
Bobby, don't eat these fart cakes. They smell like craps
A cake that has been flatulated on by a women for sexual pleasure and stimulation
that fart cake looks good enough to eat. (i.e.fartcake.com)
A cake that has been corrupted by a perverted woman who indulges above all in sitting in cakes and releasing her stinky methane ass juice into it. Remarkably produced by women who have fart fetish.
Q: What kind of cake is it? A: It's a fart cake. Someone has just passed gas on it.
A cake that has been flatulated upon by a naked chick to obtain perverted sexual pleasure
Matt, don't eat this fart cake! It's smelly and you can end up with the runs if you eat it!