A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who cry's wolf about farting
Fart , let them know you farted Then also, say you farted when you didnt Eventually they find out Then never know if you really farted or not Fart when something important is being done When driving roll the windows up ... lock them Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ... Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them Then admit you didnt really fart Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf safe for work and everywhere except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day... Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset