A fork of Rural Dictionary
What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."
"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"
1. Women who have been abused verbally and/or physically and take it out on their own bodies in the form of food and slothfulness.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.
Hey look at those fat, annoying, loud ass fat chicks. Which ones? The ones in the corner making bigfoot noises and pouring out their gravy boat onto their buttered chicken.
Women who are overweight yet still exude a sexual magnetism. Usually the girls you are seriously hot for, but are holding back cause you don't know what your friends are gonna think.
Dude A says "Dude what do you think of that fat chick over there?"
Dude B says "Damn dude, I didn't know you was a chubby chaser!"
"And I come with hat full of tricks, trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks" - Hokus Pokus by ICP
Women who exceed the average body weight needed to use legs in walking.
Gallo, Gow Gare Gou, No Fat Chicks, kthnxbye.
a female that is fat, usually try to be one of the guys (as if a guy wants to date a girl that is like a guy??) and get drunk and try to be sexy.
is there anything sadder than a fat chick trying to be sexy
overweight cows that Lane likes.
my names lane and i like fat chicks